Meet the Models
Melissa: Oh my god! I'm so excited to be here. I'm Melissa, I'm 22 years old from Dallas, Texas.
Interveiwer: What made you want to try out?
Melissa: Well..you see. This fortune cookie said that my future was to have my words spoken, so I took that to mean that I should be a model!
Interveiwer: Uh huh...and what do you think that you have that the other girls do not?
Melissa: Natural beauty. The other girls might have outer beauty, but they're probably just catty and mean! I like animals!
Interviewer: Next up is our other blonde, Mandy.
Mandy: Hiya ya'll, I'm Mandy from Mississippi.
Interviewer: Why do you want to spend the rest of your life modeling?
Mandy: Have ya' ever found something ya' think you're born for? Ma' brother is really good at fishin', its his talent. Mine's modeling.
Interviewer: Alright...and what's so special about your look?
Mandy: I'm not head over heels sexy like some of the other models, I'm just Mandy. I'm me!
Interveiwer: Next up is Stefani.
Stefani: Hey guys, I'm Stefani from Los Angeles, California.
Interveiwer: Stefani, tell us something interesting about youself.
Stefani: Well...four years ago I went on a feild trip to one of those places they proccess animals in. Ever since then, I've been a Vegetarian.
Interveiwer: What made you want to go down that path?
Stefani: Eating animals is so not sanitary. YaknowwhatImean?
Interveiwer: We also have Leah from Washington DC.
Leah: Hey, everybody.
Interveiwer: How are you today, Leah?
Leah: I'm fine. You?
Interveiwer: I'm fine. *silence* You're quite the quiet one, aren't you, Leah?
Leah: Yeah, I guess. Better quiet than stupid. I can't say that for some of the other models.
Interveiwer: ...That is true.
Interveiwer: Joining us from Nashville, Tennessee is...
Winona: WINONA!!!
Interveiwer: Hey, Winona..How are..
Winona: OH MY GOSH, I'M SO FINE AND SO EXCITED!!
Interveiwer: That's good. What makes...
Winona: *falls out of chair* HAHAHAHAHAH!
Interveiwer: Okay...that was weird. Onto Meghan.
Meghan: Hey, everybody.
Interveiwer: Tell us something interesting about you?
Meghan: I was busted for drugs about three years ago.
Interveiwer: Oh really..do tell?
Meghan: I just think that this is my chance to move on and shine.
Interveiwer: Next up is...*looks at hand* Rebecca!
Rachel: Actually, its Rachel.
Interveiwer: Oh sorry, I misread...
Rachel: Your hand? I know.
Interveiwer: Clever one, aren't you?
Rachel: Dull one, aren't you?
Stacey: Hello! I am Stacey!
Interveiwer: That's my job. Welcome, this is Stacey, who is..
Stacey: 23 years old from San Antonio!
Interveiwer: Nice! And what do you do for a living?
Stacey: I'm a model, duh!
Interveiwer: Figures...dumbass.
Interveiwer: Hello, Christina. How are you?
Christina: I am doing finnnnee. How about yourself?
Interveiwer: I'm doing pretty well. Some of these models are difficult, you should have fun.
Christina: I bet I will...
Interveiwer: Well, it says here you are 28 years old. Isn't that a bit old for modeling?
Christina: It is, but there have been many obsticles in my life. Modeling is what I want to do and I don't want to give up just yet.
Interveiwer: Our final model is Naomi from Charleston, South Carolina.
Naomi: Hell, Mr. Interveiwer? How are you doing?
Interveiwer: I'm doing well. What's your biggest fear for this competition?
Naomi: Having to shave my head.
Interveiwer: ..That's a pretty d**n good fear. Nice talkin' to you today.